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I have never seen cats just randomly wandering around my complex. Mark says he sees them all the time. I like cats. I think they're cute. And I want to put them in baskets and on rainbows...wait, I got distracted. I just love cats so much! Okay, kidding aside. I have two quite plump kittens. And by kittens, I mean they're six years old, or will be at some point this year. They go through quite a bit of food...yes, they're spoiled. I don't think they need as much food as they go through, but they apparently do. Mark says that they are two months from starving, which is possibly true. Later today, when I go to the store, I am going to take a handful of food and place it somewhere outside for these cats that Mark says are there. They are a living creature, after all.